Why yes dear scotrail, if i buy a ticket from Queen Street to the Airport with SCOTRAIL(emphasis on RAIL as in train as in fuck you) i would expect to get a train from Queen Street Station to Glasgow Airport, not a clearly clueless lady telling me to wait for a bus outside, in which the busdriver tells me that i have to get a train from the (10 minutes away) Central Station to Paisley to get a bus there. How cheeky of me.
And why yes, dear policeman, if I’m clearly in a hurry and haven’t slept much and then you check my (emergency) passport and then go on to ask me titloads of questions to then chuckle and say “Haha, just checking if you’re awake!” then i will just be delighted and please then complain about my sour face…fuck you
And why yes, dear unfriendly asshole at the business point where people told me I could print out the train ticket I forgot at home, please be extremely unfriendly to me and do not EVER try to maybe help me out with anything because it’s not like it’s your job to be friendly you total and utter shitface.
And dear couple beside me, just because I have left my singleton existence behind doesn’t mean that you’re allowed to be disgustingly couple-ly and compliment each other about your “taste” ( O_O ) while i’m close , I am actually longing to puke over the two of you…repeatedly. Heterosexuals too. They can do what they want but they don’t need to push it in everybody’s face.
However, the flight attendants could not have been lovelier and I could not tell if she was serious when she told me to repeat the security instructions because i hadn’t paid attention, and do so “to the entire plane” :3 (totes would have)
So now, what I’ve left to do is to try and convince the ticket inspector on the train that will be in 3 hours during whcih I will have stay awake..so I’m going to write rubbish blog entries.
On another thought, does anybody ever complain about “flamboyantly heterosexually acting people” as people like to do with flamboyant homos? Does anybody ever tell stag nights with “Zombeer” and the shape of a woman in high heels bending over to keep it at home? Didn’t think so. Minced the entire way with extra added limp wrist and will continue doing so. (besides the obvious bit that sexism is disgusting but it’s okay because it’s a stag night blar blar blar)